My dog cursed out both our vet and our vet tech today. Itâs a little known fact that if you translate a dogâs barks, youâll get language unfit for anyoneâs ears. Our vetâs office has been coming out to ownerâs vehicles during the pandemic to take the animals in for their treatment; they gives a verbal summary of the treatment at the end.
My dogâs speeches went something like this:
âI told you to get away from this car, you cheap tiara wearing, cat lover who dunks their biscuits in beef gravy and doesnât share. If you get any closer to MY PERSON, Iâll dig your own muddy grave with my bare paws, you squirrelâs bottom!â
âPlease stop barking. Iâm so sorry, she usually isnât like thisââ
âAnd another thing, you blunt toothed canine prancer, spawn of feline, you. You smell disgustingly sweet and clean. Whenâs the last timeâŚ
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