The CKFiction Dictionary: Creative Cursing – Alternative Curse-Nasties

Sometimes you really need to get a point across and normal vocabulary just doesn’t seem to cut it. Sometimes, you want to pack a little extra punch with your delivery and unload with some four-letter favorites, but then other times you don’t want to disappoint your mother or be compared to some salty sailing sea dog. Sometimes there are small children around and you don’t want to be accused of tainting their virgin ears. Sure, sometimes those small children are even yours and you don’t want your wife to blame you for setting a bad example.

That’s where this list will come in handy. Simply plug in my top tried and true cuss word alternatives, and you’ll be sounding like a huge cheeseball in no time!